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Move over Angelina Jolie, Esquire Magazine has just announced their new sexiest woman alive. Actress Jessica Biel, and for the purpose of this post we’ll be trying to set aside our aversion to actually referring to Biel as an actress. Biel got her start on 7th Heaven playing the, well I never actually saw the show but I’m assuming she played the daughter of the creepy white Christian family that dealt with hard hitting issues like, how the Jesus stork brings babies, how to be ashamed of your body and sexuality and how to be more judgmental of others.
Thousands of fans around the country are busily cutting out Biel from their 7th Heaven memorabilia.
Biel, who’s career since 7th Heaven has put her one step away from accepting an invitation to appear on The Surreal Life, has appeared in such hits as Stealth (your guess is as good as mine but I looked it up and refuse to even link to it.) and now a supporting role in Elizabethtown.
Click below the fold for a few Jessica Biel images. (Careful at work)
(This is merely a reporting of fact and in no way a justification of the unreal idealization of beauty that Hollywood and the media perpetuate.)
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