Metadish, Fresh from NYC

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I’m not sure who or what department is in charge of enforcing NYC’s don’t honk law, but whoever they are, they should be fired.   Immediately.  This has to be the worst case of job ineffectiveness I have ever witnessed in my life.  Has anyone ever gotten, or known anyone who has gotten a ticket for honking their horn?

They should give me the job of writing people tickets for honking.  New York would be the richest city on the planet.  I’d be a ticket writing motherfucker.  I’d have to learn how to write left handed just for when my right hand got too tired to handle the immense amount of tickets I’d spend my day writing.  I’d work overtime for free.

I live near a fairly busy intersection and it drives me mad to hear the honking that goes on.  And the worst part is, I would say at least 99% of the time there is absolutely nowhere the cars in front of the honker can go.  They’re blasting innocent honkees.  It’s not like people are sitting in their cars reading the paper with a free and clear road ahead of them.  What the fuck do you want them to do people?  Do you think your horn holds some mysterious, magical power that makes things in front of you disappear? 

Please shut the fuck up and stop polluting my environment with your horn.   I truly hope there is a special place in hell reserved for people that abuse their horn priveleges.  Just so you know, Jesus hates horn abusers.  I have a gut feeling that most of you horn honkers are God-fearing people, hear me when I say, God hates you.

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