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Park Slope’s Gentrification is Complete: It’s Getting it’s First Gap Store
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Yes, that’s correct.  Park Slope is getting it’s very own Gap.  Yuppies celebrate a mission accomplished.  Now the stroller mafia will finally have some place to shop.  What makes it even more  exciting is that it’s moving into the old Salvation Army store on 13th and 5th.  What with all the affluent white families taking over, there’s really no need for a Salvation Army, fuck it.  Go Gap.  I for one am thankful, I was down to my last four pair of khaki pants and knit sweaters.

—admin
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