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Kevin Federline, apparently not satisfied with being famous for being Mr. Britney Spears, is determined to make a new name for himself as the worst rapper of all time.
Federline or K-Fed, as he likes to be called, or is it Daddy? Who can keep up, we’ll just call him K-daddy until he makes up his mind. K-daddy’s rap song, which was partially released on the internet today is aptly titled "Y’all Ain’t Ready". After you hear the song, you’ll understand the inspiration for the title. Not only are we not ready, I hope to God that we never will be. Another thing that I hope isn’t ready is a release date for this pile of crap K-Fed’s calling rap.
Listen to K-Fed’s "Y’all Ain’t Ready" (right click this link and choose ’save as’ to download to your computer. WARNING: IF YOU ARE PREGNANT OR HAVE A HEART CONDITION, LISTEN TO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Here are some of the highlights.
"Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead, Y’all Ain’t Ready."
That’s the chorus. Just take a second to read it over again and let it sink in.
"People always asking me when’s the release date / Well, baby you can
wait and see, until then all these Pavarottis followin’ me."
Umm, first of all Kevin, no one is asking you about the fucking release date, and if they are it’s because if this CD does get released it’s surely a sign that the apocolypse is upon us.
Second of all, Pavarottis? We’ll assume you know they’re actually called paparazzis, ok well we won’t assume that. Maybe you just that dumb.
Third off Kevin, a little reality check. They’re not following you. They’re following your wife. So do us all a favor, and get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make Britney some pie. Whatever you do, just stop fucking rapping.
"My prediction is that y’all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008."
Oh, I’m pretty sure you can count on everyone hating this pile of crap way past 2008. But way to rhyme there. Your rhymes make Vanilla Ice look like a lyrical genius.
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11 Comments
1. june june
2. Pencil-Fiend
3. perfectone
4. Heavy Rocker.
5. etienne
6. datter
7. Evans
8. Mikey
9. Robert
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11. alan
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.this is funny,i love it so much,i have not laugh so hard in awhile,first he says cousin,then he said daddy?why you runnin to 2008? like sadat x says “slow down!”like the post before this,get your ass back in the kitchen and make brittany spears a pie you mofo.don’t write lyrics like you got heart,you chicken choka.
Posted Friday, November 4, 2005 at 9:38 pm | Permalink
What the fuck!?
Posted Friday, November 4, 2005 at 10:33 pm | Permalink
I liked the music in it at least…..
Posted Saturday, November 5, 2005 at 12:40 am | Permalink
Ain’t no different from the other crappy sounding rap (which is all of it) out there. Replace K-Fed with NWA, it still sucks.
Rap is 3/4 of crap.
Posted Saturday, November 5, 2005 at 11:48 am | Permalink
NWA?? are you fucking high??
NWA was the first and only hardcore rap worth listening to, and this is coming from a rock music fan. Get a brain. And K-fed sucks balls.
Posted Saturday, November 5, 2005 at 6:32 pm | Permalink
You mean “sucks balls” as in he’s pretty much worthless, or literally. That’s an important distinction to make I think.
Posted Saturday, November 5, 2005 at 8:41 pm | Permalink
N-shit meets The Backstore Sluts on a marvelous, transcending acid trip. Utter crap. Who really believes this will sell? No one, that’s who. His curvaceous wife must have sucked wang for at least 10 consecutive days for someone to risk their career over this gut twisting, ire upping, cadaver-raising-to-tear-off-their-own-ears dissonant “music”. *pukes*
Posted Sunday, November 6, 2005 at 1:16 am | Permalink
I’d like to sue whoever the hell it was that thought it funny to sign this rapping redneck to a record label.
Posted Monday, November 7, 2005 at 4:32 am | Permalink
ALL RAP IS FUCKING RETARDED!
Posted Monday, November 7, 2005 at 4:37 am | Permalink
Not all rap is retarded. Only the ones that have the same sounds, same lyrics, and in general rap about the same things over and over, endlessly. Those that lost originality…you know. So yeah, I guess alot of it is pretty retarded.
Posted Monday, November 7, 2005 at 4:40 am | Permalink
that was one of the funniest and most retarded things I have ever heard. This guy should not be let back into a studio.
Posted Monday, November 7, 2005 at 3:27 pm | Permalink
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