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Keira says she has no regrets about her wardrobe malfunction (read: nipple slip), in fact she says she wishes it would have been her whole breast that fell out. Well Keira, I’m positive you’ll be in front of a few cameras again at some point, I’m sure you can remedy that if you’d like.
Keira then went on to utter perhaps the wisest phrase ever spoken.
"It was just a little bit of flesh, but it would have been better if the whole thing had escaped.
"Still, my view is that if you’re going to bare your breasts to the world, it’s better to do so at 20, when you’re still in good shape."
Are all of you 20 year old women out there getting this? Keira Knightly is urging you, practically begging you to start exposing your breasts to the world. Maybe you’ll even get yourself a nice yellow hat.
I suppose the same would apply to men too. What do you want Keira? You want to live in a world where people randomly expose their privates just because they’re "in good shape"?
I really have to party with this girl.
Keira Knightly: No Nipple Regrets [Contact Music]
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Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.“Tittygate Superbowl” certainly raised a disturbing and thought-provoking question to Americans everywhere - what’s so freaky and fucked up about a damn nipple? Why is everyone so horrified by a mere tit?
Miss Knightly, however, is stupid in a different way. Is she suggesting that if women over 25 started exposing their mammaries, it would be in poor taste because they’d be too OLD?
How many people (men) would really run away screaming from a 31-year-old’s exposed boobs? Let’s get real, shall we?
Posted Saturday, December 3, 2005 at 6:40 pm | Permalink
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