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Does the Daily News Know the Difference Between a Half-Brother and a Cousin?
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So the Daily News has a prominent piece today about Peter Braunstein’s “secret” half-brother who has come out to openly taunt Braunstein and try and egg him out of hiding.

Maybe we’re a little slow, and admittedly, sometimes we are easily confused by shiny objects, but there seems to be something odd about the News’ story.

Peter Braunstein’s half-brother, Allan Starkie, 48, told The News of strained relationship with Halloween sex suspect. Starkie, whose mom is the sister of Peter’s, urges him to ‘prove you are a man.’

Umm, we’re no genealogists or anything but, if his mom is Braunstein’s sister, how the hell does that make them half-brothers?

When asked to comment about the error, the Daily News editor admitted his mistake and said it was associated with a genetic learning disorder on his shpadoinkal’s side of the family.

How dare you shame
our family, you coward
[Daily News]

—admin
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3 Comments

  1. do they have the same father? that would make them half brothers regardless of whether their moms are related.


    Posted Friday, December 9, 2005 at 9:59 am | Permalink
  2. 2. James

    maybe his dad pulled of the coup d etat of laying the pipe to two sisters? Was Braunstein’s dad a player?


    Posted Friday, December 9, 2005 at 10:22 am | Permalink
  3. with a name like Braunstein, i doubt it.


    Posted Friday, December 9, 2005 at 1:38 pm | Permalink
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