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I was slurping up my daily dose of A Socialite’s Life when I saw this post about a possible, heard it through the grapevine, dreams do come true relationship between Nick Cannon and Lindsay Lohan.

We think it’s scary enough that Nick Cannon has a career, and in our opinion is probably a little too C-list for Lindsay to consider actually seeing in public, though we’re not ruling out the fact she may be giving up late night booty calls on the downlow.

What goes unmentioned though, and in what is the scariest, most ungodly part of it all is this tidbit of info:

The pair are currently filming the movie
“Bobby,” which is being directed by Emilio Estevez. “It’s about the
assassination of Robert Kennedy at the Ambassador Hotel and what
happened in the course of that day. It’s going to be really cool,”
claimed Cannon.

Emilio fucking Estevez wrote and is being allowed to direct a movie about the assassination of Bobby Kennedy? And Lindsay Lohan and Nick Cannon are in it?! You know that thing where you throw up just a little in your mouth. Well it just happened to me, only it was a lot.

This couldn’t be true could it? I checked out IMDB and sure enough a movie called “Bobby” written and directed by Emilio Estevez is currently being filmed. Oh and guess what, Ashton Kutcher’s in it too. This is sure to be an instant classic, I can’t wait to see the soaring box office numbers for this tour de force.

Nick Cannon on Lindsay Lohan Romance Rumors [National Ledger]
Lindsay Lohan Is Nick Cannon’s Homegirl [A Socialite’s Life]

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