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Mary-Kate’s Speaks Out: The world exhales
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Marykateolsen_300x298Mary-Kate (the skinny one) has finally broken her silence about why she dropped out of NYU and contrary to popular belief it wasn’t so she could spend more time at Starbucks and smoking cigarettes.  No, it’s because she just couldn’t stand the pain of being dumped by Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and his subsequent laying of the pipe to Miss Paris Hilton.

"I miss him and I love him, and I don’t speak with him anymore," the 19-year-old told the fashion magazine. "It’s a hurtful and painful subject. I’ve pretty much been with someone my whole life, so this is a hard time for me."

Tell us about it sister.  If there’s one thing we can identify with it’s the pain of a 19-year-old multi-millionaire mogul who can’t go through a breakup and attend her classes.  Plus, you’re worth like a bazillion dollars, what do you need to go to school for anyway?  Eff that Mary-Kate.  There are other billionaire Greek shipping heirs in the sea (no pun intended, ok well it was sort of intended), you get right back out there, down a venti double mocha cappuccino espresso, smoke a few Marlboros and let the world know that nothing’s going to keep this hard luck girl down.

Mary-Kate Talks Paris, Stavros [E! Online]

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