MetaNet: Celebrity GossipFunny Sports NewsMetadishWebTV Lake TahoeSEO Blog Pro

Skip navigation

Paris Hilton Voted Worst Celebrity…
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...

If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!

Paris_hilton_worst_celebrityParis Hilton was voted the worst celebrity dog owner by the readers of two dog magazines. 

Why stop there?  Let’s just fill in the blanks Paris Hilton is the worst celebrity period.  Or Paris Hilton is the worst celebrity ____________.  The possibilities are endless. 

"First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then
replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I
gather, a goat," Padgett said in a statement. "Recently Tinkerbell was
spotted back in Paris’ arms. But how long will she be in favor this
time?"

Don’t you people understand?  Paris is too rich and busy to have time to "care" for a dog.  That dog might as well be a Louis Vuitton bag or a rhinestone encrusted Sidekick cover.  How dare you people try and hold Paris accountable for her lack of human emotion.  The poor girl just just learned there was no such thing as Santa seven years ago, let’s give her time to get over that traumatic experience before we start holding her accountable for being a good dog owner.  You people are so selfish.

Hilton Named Worst Celebrity Dog Owner [AP]

—admin
Related Entries
Paris Hilton is a Horrible Spokesperson
Paris Hilton Arrested for DUI: Heeeere Sugar Tits!
Paris Hilton Finally Overtakes Tara Reid as Ultimate Train Wreck Skank
Paris Still Pretending to be Reformed
Paris Hilton Announces Limited Edition Watches Starting at $100,000


Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *
*
*
Close
E-mail It