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Kelly Clarkson Gets Hammered, Asks: What Would Jesus Drink?
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Kelly Clarkson is on the cover of the latest issue of Blender and they even give a special shoutout to Puggles.  Maybe it’s the accent, maybe it’s the fact that she used to be a waitress (and we know how waitresses can party), we’re not quite sure, but there’s something sexy about Kelly Clarkson.  And anybody who invokes Jesus’ name as an excuse to throw back a few more drinks is ok by us.

There’s an after party tonight, but all Clarkson wants to do is sleep: "I just want to go for 15 minutes and then go to bed."

Famous last words.

An hour later, Clarkson has convinced the clubs DJ to put on some Mary J. Blige, and the empty glasses are piling up in front of her.  "I don’t sweat it she says…

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Ain’t no party like Savior party, cause the Savior turns water into wiiiine.

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—admin
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