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Teri Hatcher Doesn’t Have Sex in Vans: Jury’s still out on SUVs and El Caminos
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TerihatcherListen, we’re not greedy people.  We’re not the kind of people that overvalue the commercialism of Christmas.  We don’t measure our relationships by the cost/amount of presents we get from other people.

But are we human?  Yes.  Did we have our one, secret Christmas wish that we wanted more than anything else in the world?  Yes.

Well now our Christmas wish has been smashed into a thousand pieces, there’ll be no Tiny Tim happy endings for us this year.

It has come to our attention that "supposedly" according to a retraction by a tabloid, that contrary to what we were led to believe Teri Hatcher apparently doesn’t have sex with random men in a van parked outside in her driveway.

Fuck it, I’ll guess we’ll be wishing for that video iPod then.

Teri Hatcher wins libel payout over tabloid sex story [AZ Central]

—admin
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