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First Shaq, now Mira Sorvino?  Isn’t the fame and money and whimsical island holidays five times a year enough for you guys?  Now they’re taking over our police departments?

The fetching Oscar winner was sworn in yesterday at the county
sheriff’s office in Scranton. The 38-year-old actress marched in
wearing knee-high boots, though they looked much sexier on her than on
motorcycle cops. And rather than carrying a firearm, she was packing
her 1-year-old daughter, Mattea.

Oh that’s just great.  So not only is she a cop now she’s not even carrying a weapon?  What is she going to do, toss her 1-year-old daughter at criminals?  Come on people, don’t you see what’s happening?  Everyone knows that Hollywood doesn’t make it’s money from producing movies, the real money comes from producing 98% of the world’s cocaine and heroin supply. 

The movie industry is just a front for their distribution ring.  Actors aren’t cast because they’re talented (I think we’ve all seen ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’, come on it was called "FULLY LOADED" for christ’s sake, they’re flaunting it right under our noses), they’re cast because they make the best mules.  Every single actor in Hollywood can swallow at least 100 balloons of pure, grade ‘A’ China White.  The movies are just an excuse to get the actors "on set" to deliver the real product, kick ass narcotics. 

We all saw the movies churned out by Hollywood this year, surely you don’t think those steaming piles of crap are bankrolling the big houses and fancy cars do you?  Now they’re infiltrating our police forces to secure their dominance in the world drug market.  Damn you Mira Sorvino, damn you.

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