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Just months after splitting with her first husband Tori Spelling announced that she’s getting hitched to fellow actor (aka drug mule) Dean McDermott. Apparently Spelling and J-Lo have some sort of secret bet going on about who can fly through the most marriages before they’re 35.
Listen, if you’re going to outlaw gay marriage as being detrimental to the sacrament of marriage, there should be some sort of law against celebrities tying the knot every time somebody of the opposite sex bends them over the arm of a sofa and lays the pipe to them.
You just can’t stop celebrities from hiking up their $2,000 skirts, pulling down their $300 panties and crapping all over the institution of marriage. And no, we’re not trying to blame it all on the women, we just assumed most men in Hollywood wore skirts too.
In other related "Tori" news, Tori Amos wears really stupid t-shirts.
Round Two for Tori [E! Online]
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