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PopoZao: K-Fed makes the worst fucking song in history
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This isn’t even funny anymore.  This is fucking scary.  Somebody, whom we’d now like to kill, piped in K-Fed’s new single to our inbox.  Holy shit.  I swear it made us want to cry.  So many emotions, shame, anger, confusion, what the hell are we listening to?  We can’t even narrow this down to the worst ‘rap’ song in history, it’s just the worst fucking song in history.  The fact that a grown man made this, listened to it, and then chose to release it to the public is frightening.  Something is seriously wrong with this man.

Here are a few choice lyrics thanks to savemanny.blogspot.com.

In Portuguese it means bring your ass
On the floor and move it real fast

I wanna see your kitty and a little bitta titty

Wanna know where I go when I’m in your city

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough

Cuz a cat is coming straight outta the know

Ready rock them shows all the

Bring that Brazil booty on the floor

Up, down, all around

Work that shit to this funky sound

Wanna see what I’m gonna owe

Po, Po, Po, Po, PopoZao, PopoZao

Po, Po, Po, Po, PopoZao, PopoZao

Po, Po, Po, Po, PopoZao, PopoZao

Click here to hear PopoZao (right click and choose ’save as’ to download).  But don’t say we didn’t warn you.  Once you hear it you can never go back.  You may want to either be close to the volume button or something sharp to poke out your eardrums, either way, prepare yourself.

—admin
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11 Comments

  1. 1. amari

    ????????????????????


    Posted Thursday, January 5, 2006 at 3:54 pm | Permalink
  2. 2. Diana

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa …. at least it gives you a good laugh.. hahahahaaaa


    Posted Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 12:33 pm | Permalink
  3. 3. Daphne

    OMG…… My 4 yr old can rap better than this. WTF Mate!!!!! Who in the hell will buy this? I think this is a good time for Britney to divorce K-Fed, to save any dignity and embarassment. If not that protect the inocense of their son, poor kid is going to grow up, knowing his dad is an idiot.


    Posted Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 4:25 pm | Permalink
  4. 4. Ross

    The beat is ‘aight,but the lyrics what the hell? POPOZAU, maybe it really means fuck you in Portugeses or he might be talking about Britney here, I don’t think that this will be a hit, the fact that it SUCKS and Justin Timberlake will release his new CD too.K-Fed will truely be humiliated.


    Posted Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 6:01 pm | Permalink
  5. 5. Rach

    It would’ve been a good beat for a reggatone song or something. I’m honestly baffled. One word,”WHY?!”


    Posted Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 7:52 pm | Permalink
  6. 6. Candice

    How come it sounds like one of Britney’s crappy songs? Hummmm…He should be ashamed. That is pretty bad. I know that if somebody really trying hard to have a music career, if they gave that to somebody there is no way they would actually like it and try to sell it to millions of people. SHAME SHAME SHAME on the music industry for putting it ou there and to K-Fed for putting his name on it!


    Posted Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 6:37 pm | Permalink
  7. 7. Candice

    How come it sounds like one of Britney’s crappy songs? Hummmm…He should be ashamed. That is pretty bad. I know that if somebody really trying hard to have a music career, if they gave that to somebody there is no way they would actually like it and try to sell it to millions of people. SHAME SHAME SHAME on the music industry for putting it ou there and to K-Fed for putting his name on it!


    Posted Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 6:38 pm | Permalink
  8. 8. tia frost

    eeewwwwww!


    Posted Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 8:54 pm | Permalink
  9. 9. Josh

    Everyone always talks on how he’s a freeloader. He probably just wanted to feel like he can actually do something. Just choose something else.


    Posted Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:47 pm | Permalink
  10. 10. Veronica

    Okay umm…popozao is pretty awful, but the worst song in fucking history?!? Obviously no ones heared cameltoe! But seriously, he really set himself up for failure in the first 30 seconds of “yodeling” or whatever the hell that is. On top of that, he’s just some lame ass white guy w/ a “gangster lean” that thinks that just b/c he has a few black friends and married Britany Spears he can do anything. The beat is a club banger, props to the beatmaker, but K-Fed as my best friend would say, “Dude that is sooo not kewl.”


    Posted Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 2:49 pm | Permalink
  11. Like you did thought of me do.
    Dont you hang Up!!Bye bye bye….


    Posted Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 7:49 pm | Permalink
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