MetaNet: Celebrity GossipFunny Sports NewsMetadishWebTV Lake TahoeSEO Blog Pro

Skip navigation

Jessica Simpson Has a Big, Fat, Fake Ass
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...

If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!

Fake ass, fake lips, fake hair, no brains.  Is there anything separating Jessica Simpson from a Real Doll?  If her ass actually looked like the ass on the left, we might be able to forgive a lot more of her stupidity.

Not to put too fine a point on it, the latest issue of Cosmopolitan  magazine says "big butts are back".

Newly-separated Hollywood babe Jessica Simpson allegedly wore the new fashion must-have - "butt inserts" or gel pads - to give her a fuller derriere in The Dukes Of Hazzard.

Cosmopolitan editor Sarah Wilson says the return to curves reflects the opulence of the 1950s and ’80s.

"Today’s young women are feeling comfortable exploring so-called traditional notions of femininity," she says, meaning etiquette books, ladylike looks, make-up and more voluptuous curves.

Somebody might want to get that word out to Nicole, Lindsay and Paris.

—admin
Related Entries
You May be Cyber-Sexing Jessica Simpson and Not Even Know It
Wax Jessica Simpson More Lifelike than Real Jessica Simpson?
Jessica Simpson Takes the Girls Out for an Evening Stroll
Jessica Simpson is Messing With Our Minds
Jessica Simpson Told to Rest Her Voice, Nick Considers Reconciliation


Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *
*
*
Close
E-mail It