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While we thought it might be at least a five way tie this year, apparently Blackwell managed to narrow it down, with Britney topping the worst dressed list of 2005.
- Britney Spears - This just goes to prove the old addage, “living in a trailer and marrying a white trash hillbilly really takes its toll on your looks.”
- Mary-Kate Olsen - If they ever make an E.T. II, Mary-Kate is a lock for the lead roll, and just think of all the money they’ll save in special effects.
- Jessica Simpson - Like every Hooter’s waitress ever, big tits, no ass. Sad really.
- Eva Longoria - This must have been a tough one because we were hard pressed to find any pictures where Eva actually had clothes on.
- Mariah Carey - We’re not sure Mariah so much emancipated Mimi as ate her.
- Paris Hilton - Worst dressed. Worst barely dressed. Worst undressed. You could fill a library of worsts with this vapid skank.
- Anna Nicole Smith - Seriously, this chick is just plain scary. She’s mental and big to back it up.
- Shakira - Shakira got chosen before Lindsay Lohan? Come on.
- Lindsay Lohan - Busying herself with cocaine and bulimia doesn’t leave much time to pick out something nice to wear.
- Renee Zellweger - Doubly honored this year, as she also made the “Worst Married” list.
Britney: Blackwell’s Worst Dressed of ‘05 [People]
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