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In a shocking new discovery it’s come to our attention that old and wrinkly people look scary in super hi-resolution, while young and pretty ones look ok.  Thank god Swanni took the time again this year to make up a best and worst of list for who’s hot and who’s not in hi-def.

Topping the list of scariest people in hi-def is Teri Hatcher, who looks scary in regular-definition TV, we can only imagine how nightmarish she looks in high-definition.  It’s actually the fear of accidentally coming across a close-up of Teri Hatcher that that has, thus far, kept us from investing in hi-def TV.

10 scariest looking people in hi-def:

  1. Teri Hatcher
  2. Demi Moore
  3. Donald Trump
  4. Heather Locklear
  5. David Letterman
  6. President Bush
  7. Ray Liotta
  8. Sandra Bullock
  9. Bill Clinton
  10. Clint Eastwood

10 fly honeys in hi-def:

  1. Jessica Alba
  2. Eva Longoria
  3. Anna Kournikova
  4. Ben Affleck
  5. Ashton Kutcher
  6. Marcia Cross
  7. Halle Barry
  8. Jessica Simpson
  9. Nicole Kidman
  10. Angelina Jolie
—admin
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2 Comments

  1. 1. rod

    Someday someone needs to sit down with me and explain Jessucka Simpleton. What in the hell is hot about that?


    Posted Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:12 am | Permalink
  2. 2. James

    Sometimes I think she can look pretty in the face, but usually she looks scary.

    She has no ass at all which is a turn-off for me.

    But…she has some of the most spectacular real breasts ever. Even her dad thinks so


    Posted Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:59 am | Permalink
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