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Think your wife or girlfriend is cheating on you?  Get yourself a Parrot quick.  It’s sort of like a low-tech nanny-cam, only mouthier. 

A cheating girlfriend had her cover blown by a big-mouthed African Parrot.  While sitting on the sofa with her live-in boyfriend, the boyfriend’s parrot kept saying, "I love you Gary, I love you Gary".  The only problem?  The boyfriend’s name is Chris.

Just don’t get too attached to the parrot.

Ziggy even
mimicked Collins’s voice each time she answered her telephone, calling
out "Hiya Gary," according to newspaper reports.

Call-center
worker Collins, 25, admitted the four-month affair with a colleague
called Gary to her boyfriend and left the flat she had shared with
Taylor, 30, for a year.

Taylor said he had also been forced to
part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary’s name and
refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend’s voice,
media reports said.

"I wasn’t sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," he said.

That’s has to suck.  Getting busted by a parrot.  Let’s hope the next people that get the parrot are warned before he starts repeating, "you know how daddy likes it," in front of their kids.

Mouthy Parrot ‘Reveals Sex Secret’ [CNN]

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