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Animal rights activist, Pam Anderson, is fighting mad at KFC for its treatment of chickens and wants a bust of Col. Sanders removed from the Kentucky State Capitol.

Pamela, penned a letter to the Governor of Kentucky on behalf of PETA,
which claims KFC - which has long been a target for animal rights
campaigners - abuses chickens by cruelly plumping them up to make their
burgers succulent.

Chicken burgers?

Last week, Pamela wrote to bosses of Kentucky Fried Chicken in Vietnam
accusing them of fattening up their chickens so much their legs have
been snapping. She alleged: "The chickens are bred and drugged so
quickly that many become crippled under their own weight."

KFC bosses fired back a letter accusing Anderson of dying her hair so much that she’s completely fried it, having so much plastic surgery that she looks like a mannequin, having sex so much she’s contracted Hep-C and calling her anger misdirected and based on jealousy towards animals that, per body weight, have bigger fake breasts than her.

"Compared to what she’s put herself through, our chickens are living in the lap of luxury," said one high level source inside KFC who asked to remain anonymous for fear of losing his fryer privileges.  "We think Pamela really needs to look inside herself."

Pamela Anderson Wants to Destroy Colonel Sanders [Starpulse]
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