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The ever classy Paris Hilton has gone on record as saying she’d never do Playboy. You see, you just have to figure out the way Paris’ mind works, which is no easy task consider her mind barely ever works at all.
Asked why she refused the Playboy offer, the star replied: "Because
I’m Paris Hilton."
It’s so vanilla to just go into a Playboy photo shoot and pose for tasteful, professional nude pictures. Why do that when she can just flash her camel toed snatch and boobs
on the red carpet?
Why pose for Playboy when you’re already the star of the best selling video in the history of adult film. Or when you can just go commando and climb out of your car spread eagle with a skirt on. Seriously, that’s much easier than a fancy Playboy photo shoot.
Not to mention, you’d probably have to be sober for the photo shoot and that’s something Paris just isn’t very good at.
And there’s always the consideration of what your mom would think about doing something like that. I mean, Kathy Hilton believes in showing your tits off in public with your family beside you, not in the privacy of some set location.
And last but not least, why pose for Playboy when you can just dance like a crazy drunk slut in clubs and have guys take pictures of you with their cell phones. Who needs Hef when you’ve got drunken frat boys with camera phones.
Jesus, is that her mom egging her on in the last pic? What a whack-a-doo. Fuck, Playboy, I’m surprised this slut slut isn’t doing Club International or something.
Paris Too Proper for Playboy [ninemsn]
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