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BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Lopez May or May Not Be Pregnant
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Shown above: position J-Lo may or may not have been in when she may or may not have been impregnated by Marc Anthony.

Rumors abound that J-Lo may or may not be pregnant.  A friend of a friend that works retail said they sold Marc Anthony a $120 diaper bag and that it was definitely for him.  Apparently Marc Anthony gets a lot more friendly with sales people than most people do.

Here’s a pic of Jennifer on the set of her latest film.

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If she’s pregnant, she’s definitely not showing and who the hell buys a diaper bag in the first trimester of their wife’s pregnancy.  She may actually be the only 30 something, straight, Latina from the Bronx without a kid.  If she doesn’t have one soon, people are going to start talking.

I did work with a guy one time who bought 10 packages of diapers on the day he found out his wife was pregnant.  He was a fucking idiot though.

All of these Hollywood pregnancies have really started to take their toll on my relationship with my mother.  I’m just not sure I can forgive her for not being some rich Hollywood starlet, determined to have a child born into wealth and fame.  Thanks for nothing mom.

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