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After Kenny Chesney’s and Renee Zellweger’s marriage fell apart faster than the Bush administration’s "evidence" for war, rumors have abounded that Chesney is a regular visitor to Brokeback Mountain and that Renee is steaming pile of floozy. Kenny has of course denied both of those charges.
While we’re still not sure about Renee, apparently Kenny has a pretty convincing eye witness, and by "pretty convincing" we mean it would be fun to believe her, to his sexuality.
It seems a Southwest Airlines flight attendant announced to a plane full of passengers that Kenny has been putting the wood to her for over a decade. Now that’s what I call personal service. Unfortunately she didn’t go into detail about whether or not the 10 year love affair was ever consummated in the Mile high club.
I hope that closes the case once and for all. If you need more proof of someones sexuality than a third hand, unverified report of a flight attendant’s confession in front of a plane full of people about her 10 year affair with a country music star, then you need to take a deep look inside yourself.
Source: National Ledger
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