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Lyonnenatasha_2Things just keep getting worse for Natasha Lyonne, the one time "American Pie" star.  Another warrant has been issued for her arrest after she, once again, failed to appear in court. 

Police are warning people that if you do see her, do not approach her, locate a phone and call 911 immediately, Lyonne may have a flute hidden somewhere on her person that she could possibly pull out and use as a weapon.

Lyonne is facing a
number of charges, including her alleged threat to sexually molest her
former neighbor’s dog
during a 2004 altercation. She is also charged
with criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing.

She should get some sort of award or honorable mention for most fucked up threat of 2004.  "If you don’t turn down your music I’m going to suck your dog’s dick!"  What sort of threat is that?  The dog was probably all like, "turn that shit up man."

Source: AP

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