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Had we not planned a night of heavy drinking last night we had every intention of watching our great orator’s State of the Union Address last night. There’s just something about watching a natural speaker get the chance to address the nation. Unfortunately about 24 Corona’s were calling our name so we, alas, missed the big speech. We did however see excerpts and decided to choose one and re-write the ending to fit in our little idealistic utopia.
"America is addicted to oil, which is often imported from unstable parts of the world," he said. [and then] And I will do my part to invade those unstable parts and feed that ever loving addiction for as long as possible. Stackin’ riches and smackin’ bitches baby!
Our statement enders are based on scientific calculations on the Bush administrations past actions, rather than mere talking points. It’s true, we actually know a scientist.
President Bush last night tried to rally a war-weary nation to end "tyranny in our world" [and then] abruptly fired his entire administration and resigned.
And the world lived happily ever after. The end.
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1. Dennis
2. James
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.I’d rather stick sharp spikes though my head than ever listen to that man’s lies again! No amount of beer could fix that.
Posted Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 8:06 am | Permalink
trust me, we tried as much as humanly possible. And you’re right. It didn’t fix it.
Posted Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 9:00 am | Permalink
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