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Earth Gets Bored with Utopian Society, Dedicates Scientists to Classify Icy Ball 9 Billion Miles From the Sun
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With things going so well on earth, peace breaking out all over the planet, government corruption completely halted, the environment fixed, world hunger solved, and all the diseases cured, scientists turn all their new found spare time to classifying an icy ball 9 billion miles away from the sun.

Bigger than a breadbox and gentler than a bear, scientists are having a hard time determining whether or not this lifeless, icy ball should be classified as a planet.

The world’s population, now bored with all the peace and prosperity, wait on the edge of their seats for these heroes to make their important classification.

Bigger Than Pluto, but Smaller Than a Planet? [NYT]

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