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Kirstie Alley is Having Food Withdrawals
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I’ve heard about this phenomenon before. Kirstie Alley, obviously in withdrawal from Bon-Bons and Twinkies is taking it out on some poor photographer just trying to put food on his family’s table.

Jeez, you drop 20 or 90 pounds and all of the sudden you think you can just go around flipping the bird whenever you feel like it? Before “Fat Actress” and dropping all that weight she was probably slipping the paparazzi a C-note to take pictures of her.

I wonder what’s going through Hollywood’s stars heads when they get so irate at the paparazzi. “Why can’t you just leave me alone and let me drive my $90,000 luxury car in peace you bastards.” Look Kirstie, there may have been a time when paparazzi weren’t so prevalent and every aspect of your life wasn’t scrutinized, but then again, people in that time weren’t making a million fucking dollars for making a movie about talking babies, so if you don’t like having your picture taken in that god-awful brown thing you’re wearing, get the fuck out of Hollywood.

—admin
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