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Michael Douglas is a Dick
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brad_and_angelina.jpg There are times it should be acceptable to just smack old people who say stupid shit. The 61-year-old Michael Douglas who is still, inexplicably married to Catherine Zeta Jones and who is supposed to be a “Messenger of Peace” for the United Nations opened up his trap long enough to bad mouth Brad Pitt for leaving Jennifer Aniston.

“I don’t know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina,” Douglas says. “I mean, how long is that going to last?”

Yeah Michael, there’s no honor at all in wanting to help take care of orphaned children, asshole. I suppose it’s better to divorce your wife of 23 years after years of womanizing, alcohoism and a drug addicted son to marry a woman who has a father younger than you and is 25 years your junior. People that live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones Michael.

Why Did Brad Pitt Dump Jennifer Aniston to Date Angelina Jolie? [National Ledger]

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5 Comments

  1. 1. john

    I would hold orphans for Angelina any day of the week.


    Posted Thursday, March 16, 2006 at 8:04 am | Permalink
  2. 2. James

    I’d kidnap orphans for Angelina Jolie.


    Posted Thursday, March 16, 2006 at 9:11 am | Permalink
  3. 3. rod

    Yeah, marrying some slut that your son dated first is way claaassier.


    Posted Thursday, March 16, 2006 at 10:10 am | Permalink
  4. looks like someone forgot to take their old-jackass-flpping-at-the-gums pills again.


    Posted Thursday, March 16, 2006 at 2:04 pm | Permalink
  5. 5. Karen

    Angelina is a sex simple, of course you gentleman would hold her children. She is pissed at all the negative plublicity that Aniston has apparently drawn towards her being a home wrecker, like she has any room to talk! As far as Im concerned she is a homewrecker, I mean, how many people has she hooked up with ON SET ??? Aniston left the marriage classy and gracefully, just like she has ALWAYS BEEN. Unlike Angelina the brother kissing, lesbian lover/sex maniac with Billy Bob etc etc etc. So now she is doing good deeds SO WHAT! Aniston has never changed character. Cant wait for the day people mag. reports “JEN’S PREGGY, WHOS THE FATHER?” they were the two that should have had a child to begin with ! ffs


    Posted Monday, March 5, 2007 at 4:26 pm | Permalink
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