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Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital today after perpetuating her hillbilly barefoot and pregnant stereotype. Britney was getting out of her car in in a parking lot in Hawaii today and stepped straight onto a hypodermic needle.
A source told British newspaper, the Daily Star, “Britney is going to be fine. She’s got a nasty cut but it’s been disinfected and dressed and she’s been released from hospital. It was more the shock of seeing the needle poking out of her foot - as you can imagine. All sorts of things race through your mind in that situation. The conclusion we would all jump to is that it was discarded by a drug user. Britney was distraught but brave.”
You see Brit, that’s why god created shoes.
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