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Jennifer Lopez Set to Play Sue Ellen in ‘Dallas’ Movie
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Supposedly J-Lo has been offered the part of Sue Ellen in the move version of “Dallas”. So let’s see, so far the rumors are J-Lo a Puerto Rican from The Bronx as Sue Ellen, John Travolta from Englewood, NJ as J.R. and there’s a rumor that they might pick Lindsay Lohan over Jessica Simpson to replace Charlene Tilton as Lucy Ewing? WTF?

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Role to be re-written to be not-so-sexy. Listen, we’re not exactly Jessica Simpson fans, but what retarded studio exec is going to choose Lindsay Lohan over Jessica Simpson to replace Charlene Tilton?

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—admin
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One Comment

  1. 1. mo

    Any studio executive that remember Dukes of Hazard might make that decision. Simpson’s name should, at last, be attached to failure.

    Although I can’t imagine Lohan attaching herself to such a thing. She just wrapped on an ALTMAN fer crissakes.

    My suggestion, change Lucy to Lucien and make it a very gay male character. (If Sue Ellen can be Latina, Lucy can be a gay man.)


    Posted Tuesday, March 21, 2006 at 1:18 pm | Permalink
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