Metadish, Fresh from NYC

When we first heard about this story we were intrigued, and slightly turned on. Then we read it in a little more detail and just found it pretty fucking odd that Sharon Stone is urging teenage girls to give blowjobs. And it’s not like this was at a big “Let’s Talk About Sex” convention, it was while the girl was trying on clothes with her mother.

“I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. “Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, ‘Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.’ “Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, ‘I’d like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.’ “Young people talk to me about what to do if they’re being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. “If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I’m not embarrassed to tell them.”

Well, I think that answers at least one timeless question. How many dicks has Sharon Stone sucked? ALOT!

Could you imagine if (fill in any guy in the world, famous or not) walked up to some kid in a clothing store and said, “hey, I’d like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex…you should give more head,” bye-bye career, hello prison.

Whatever happened to, if you’re feeling pressured to have sex, JUST SAY NO? Apparently, if you’re on a date with Sharon Stone and you pressure her a little at least you’ll get a nice hummer out of it. I heard she usually doesn’t give up the anal until the second date and she’s really, really pressured.

I should probably quit while I’m ahead (no pun intended) because lord knows I don’t have anything against blowjobs, but telling teenage girls that giving head is 100 times safer than vaginal or anal sex is completely untrue. Unprotected sex, oral, anal, vaginal, ear whatever is unprotected sex. Period.

STONE ADVOCATES ORAL SEX [Contact Music]

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