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Tori Spelling Looking Boobtacular at NoTORIous Screening Party; Defines “Butta Face”
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UPDATE: haha, someone just sent me an e-mail saying she was on Howard Stern this morning and admitted to frequently tossing her fiance’s salad and that she likes to take it in the backdoor. I guess those are sort of redeeming qualities.

As if there weren’t enough pain and suffering in the world already, Tori Spelling managed to get back on TV in her on “faux-reality” TV show called NoTORIous. I hope somewhere in the plotline there’s an explanation about when and why Tori got ginourmas stripper boobs. Jesus!

Don’t miss the new hit from an easy target, Tori Spelling! A brand new faux-reality show with style, heart and 90210 references. Check it out!

Faux-reality show? Exactly how is that different from a regular reality show? They’re all fake…just like the moon landing!

I just bashed my DVR in with a hammer to remove any possibility that I may even accidentally record an episode of this show.

You know how some women get offended when you look at their breasts instead of their face when you’re talking to them. As I was looking at these pictures I couldn’t help but wonder whether or not Tori Spelling prefers men to look at her breasts rather than directly at her face.

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2 Comments

  1. 1. mo

    Ok. I’m totally convinced. You are straight. Cuz us gays love us some Tori Spelling.


    Posted Friday, March 31, 2006 at 9:53 am | Permalink
  2. 2. James

    I’m not surprised, from the neck up she looks more manly than I do.


    Posted Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:27 am | Permalink
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