Jessica Alba and Hugh Hefner Make Nice Again

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After unwittingly being placed on the cover or Playboy, Jessica got herself all in a tizzy and threatened legal action against Hef and the magazine saying that they besmirched her reputation by putting her on the cover. Apparently Alba was afraid that her fans would think that her appearence on the cover meant that she appeared naked inside the magazine. And to be fair, rumor has it that not only did Playboy put Alba on the cover without her permission, they used the picture they put on the cover without her permission.

Jesus christ Jessica, how can you be so selfish? What are we supposed to be looking at? This? Come on!

Well, it seems that everything is all better again and Jessica and Hef have made up after Hef wrote her a personal apology letter and donated some cash to a couple of Jessica’s favorite charities.

“I appreciate Mr. Hefner’s acknowledgment of the distress caused by Playboy’s actions, and I’m happy to put this unfortunate event behind me,” Alba said in a statement Tuesday. “This was never about money, it was about setting the record straight about something that was done without my knowledge or consent.”

Jessica baby, if all it takes to win you over is donating a few bucks to your favorite charity, I can be a charity donating motherfucker.

While we may never see Jessica nude inside the pages of Playboy, we will always have these to warm our cockles on those cold, lonely nights.