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Why does every journalist you meet want to ask you about vibrators? Oh, I don’t know, but since you’re on a show called Desperate Housewives and you’re posing in sexy lingerie in erotic photos and telling Cosmo about your boxes and boxes of sex toys, maybe you missed the memo that SEX SELLS.
Gee, I don’t know Eva. Why do everytime I hear you talk do I want to ball gag you and wear out those boxes and boxes of sex toys on you? I guess we’ve added to new wonders to life’s mysteries.
Of course they could skip the questions about the vibrators and ask you about your racist grandmother.
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