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Admittedly, I haven’t been watching that much of American Idol this season because I was told that Paula Abdul had cleaned up her act. Who wants to see a bunch of ameteur singers and a sober Paula Abdul?
Now throw in a bunch of ameteur singers and a high Paula Abdul = back on my DVR list.
“Hey Simon, give me some more of that good shit.”
“Phhfffhfhfff…I am fuuuucked up. Damn, I am totally going to do Ace.”
“Shit, what’s that in my hair, did someone put something in my hair? Damn, I have nice hair.”
“Just maintain…just…I think I just peed a little.”
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1. Joe Badger
2. Leslie Thomason
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nice tribute here:
http://popstarpoetry.blogspot.com/2006/04/idol-thoughts-on-paula-abdul.html
Posted Sunday, April 9, 2006 at 8:11 pm | Permalink
I want some of what Paula’s smokin’, or maybe NOT…
Okay, let’s skip past the dorkiness of me and the fact that I am actually not only watching, but Tivoing, American Idol. (I haven’t voted this year. I DID vote for Bo every show last year…)
Anyway, not only is Paula Abdual battling Anna Nicole Smith and Courtney Love for the “Female Most Slured Speech” award. She is now also in the running with, oddly enough, these same two women for “Biggest Washed Up Careered Female in Heat” award.
I would hate to be whoever has to clean up the set after each MALE contestant night, becuase Paula’s chair has got to be one big snail trail by end. She even called that dorky 16 year old kid with the glasses a sex symbol. What drug exactly, makes you THAT fucking delusional and horney?
And side note: What the hell is up with her telling EVERY female contestant how BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, PRETTY they are. What the fuck does that have to do with hitting a vocal note!?!
What I’m really waiting for is the night she takes ONE too many/much of whatever it is she’s on and ends up face first in Simons lap. That’d be the extra push he needs to pop straight through whatever too tight sweater he happens to be wearing that night.
Wow, I watch this show WAY too closely.
If thye ever deside to get rid of Paula, I vote for Witney Houston as her replacement.
Posted Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:53 pm | Permalink
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