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Katie Holmes Already Learning to Know Her Place and Keep Her Trap Shut
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According to sources, Katie Holmes has agreed not to talk to her newborn baby, believed to be a girl, for at least a week after it’s birth. Why? If you’re guessing batshit crazy Tom Cruise is behind it, you’re right.

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard believed that a mother shouldn’t talk to her baby for seven days after it is born so that the baby wouldn’t associate it’s mother’s voice with the trauma of being born. Does that mean that my mom should have voluntarily stopped talking to me after catching me jerking off to Kelly in Saved by the Bell?

For some other things Scientologists believe watch this.

Katie Holmes’ baby talk ban [Female First]

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