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Crazy Tom Cruise Now an Expert on Psychology and Pregnancy
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Not only is batshit crazy Tom Cruise an expert in psychology he’s now an expert in pregnancy as well. It’s already been publicized that Cruise has “convinced” Holmes to follow Scientology practices when having the baby, namely a silent birth.

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“You see, when the baby comes down the birth canal and ‘explodes’ out of the woman’s vagina, it’s just like when Xenu, the ruler of the Galactic Confederacy brought billions of frozen people to Earth 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.”

The Tom Cruise birthing seminar [CNN]
Space opera in Scientology doctrine [Wikipedia]

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  1. $cientology - a nutty, litigous, totalitarian, criminal scam of a sci-fi cult, and it’s been operating under our noses for decades.


    Posted Monday, April 17, 2006 at 8:54 pm | Permalink
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