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BROOKLYN, NY (MGB) - Today it was announced that police have recovered the Queen Mary 2, which had been reported stolen over three weeks ago in Los Angeles, after an anonymous tip last night led them to a reported chop shop in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn.
After arriving on the scene, police scoured the area for over five hours in one of the most extensive searches ever conducted by the department but were unable to turn up the missing cruise liner.
As dawn broke and the early morning fog began to lift, police discovered the Queen Mary 2 parked out back of the chop shop where it had been left overnight while its captors attempted to prepare their garage for what surely would be one of the largest strip jobs in recent memory.
The Queen Mary 2, weighing in at more than 150,000 tons, is the largest passenger liner ever built. The “floating luxury hotel
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3 Comments

1. Leslie Thomason

2. charlie

3. Big Biz
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.Um, HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A CRUISE SHIP!?!? We have satellite technology that can track a fle on the ass of a knat on a particular blade of grass on the West side of Central Park in the fog at night!
A 15000000 ton cruise ship should be an easy thing to spot in a giant sea of blue ocean or say driving down a freaking street!
Someone call jack Bauer, he can find the other missing cruise ships! And he’ll do it in 24 hours.
Posted Tuesday, April 18, 2006 at 5:54 pm | Permalink
jack bauer is too busy fighting a corrupt president and tracking down robocop to help out here.
Posted Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 9:17 am | Permalink
If only it were stolen, the traffic and number of cops in the area was re-god-damn-dicluous! F the IKEA idea.
Posted Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 4:34 pm | Permalink
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