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Sometimes here at BlogNYC headquarters, we get things. Unfortunately, since we’re fairly new on the block some of the stuff we get is utter crap. Our inbox is constantly flooded with invites to premieres (though not nearly enough so keep them coming) and parties (for the last time Paris, we’re not coming to your Cinco de Mayo toga party, stop e-mailing us).
We dig it when a movie premieres in NYC so we get to go check it out, but when we get invites to Hollywood premieres, unlike certain other entertainment bloggers, we can’t just fly all over the country. Fortunately, we have BlogNYC’s man on the street in Hollywood to go those screenings and premiers for us.
Our man on the street cracks us up because he always tells us like it is, but since he’s an aspiring actor, his name has been changed to protect his innocence. So here it is, the big review of Coming Attractions the movie.
This was the worst piece of shit movie I’ve every seen. I don’t think I’ve ever gone to a movie and decided it was crap so quickly. I only wish I left earlier. This is a picture of Ron West and the Director/writer, Jason something [For future reference the guy is Jason Bunch, we looked it up on IMDB, turns out Coming Attractions is his first…and probably last movie]. Ron is the older guy in the oh so hip shirt. There’s a pic with a girl, I don’t know who she is but she was supposedly in the movie. I couldn’t tell you. All I know is she’s got something going on with her neck.
-BlogNYC’s Anonymous Man on the Street
Who’d of thunk it? A movie headlining Angie Everhart, Dennis Rodman and Michael Winslow would suck so bad? An interesting side note to this film is it’s the last film Pat Morita ever worked on before he died. We’re betting that death came as a blessed release.
Wait, wait…I got another one. An interesting side note to this film is it’s the last film Pat Morita ever worked on before he died. After the screening, investigators are re-examining Morita’s official cause of death to rule out suicide.
Coming soon to a video store near you.
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