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Tom Cruise Hitched Rides with Men Picking up Male Prostitutes
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tom_cruise.jpg All I have to say is that there is no way hitching a ride with a male prostitute and the john he just picked up to get through the Holland Tunnel is at all good for your Thetan levels.

“There were prostitutes, who used to be around the tunnel, who knew me. They’d see me and they’d go, ‘Look, I’ll pick up a john and you jump in’. So I’d ride through the tunnel to New Jersey.

“The driver’s a little like, ‘What’s this guy doing in the back seat?’ But he saw I’m just this 18-year-old kid. I didn’t look dangerous.

“And they didn’t do anything sexual in front of me. I’d get out in New Jersey and say, ‘Thank you very much’. Then I’d hitchhike home.”

Sure Tom, nothing ever happened. We believe you. Got that everyone? Just because everyone thought that Tom Cruise has been gay forever, the fact that he used to “hitch” rides with other male prostitutes and their johns for rides through the Holland Tunnel means absolutely nothing.

Tom Cruise Hitched Rides With Men Looking For Prostitutes
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2 Comments

  1. d00d your obsessed with tom cruise.. i think secretly you wish you were katie…


    Posted Tuesday, April 25, 2006 at 3:48 pm | Permalink
  2. 2. James

    Who are you and how did you get a hold of my diary?


    Posted Tuesday, April 25, 2006 at 6:40 pm | Permalink
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