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From FOX News Anchor to White House Press Secretary. I already feel more fair and balanced.
President George W. Bush on Wednesday named conservative commentator Tony Snow as White House press secretary, putting a new face on a troubled administration.
Snow, a Fox news pundit and former speechwriter in the White House under Bush’s father, George H.W. Bush, replaced Scott McClellan who resigned in a personnel shuffle intended to re-energize the Bush White House and lift the president’s record-low approval ratings.
“My job is to make decisions and his job is to help explain those decisions to the press corps and the American people,” Bush said, with Snow and McClellan at his side in the White House briefing room.
I don’t know what the starting pay for a White House Press Secretary is, but if that’s the job description, there’s no f’ing way it’s enough. There’s like enslaved African diamond miners turning that job down. “Umm, you know what? I’m only 72 years from retirement here at the diamond mines, I think I’m just going to stick with this, thanks for the offer though.”
Good luck Tony, here’s what you have to look forward to:
Fox News Host Tony Snow Named Press Secretary [WNBC]
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1. usertwelv
2. pantrygirl
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.LOL, I love the Informer reference. Takes me way back.
Posted Thursday, April 27, 2006 at 1:28 am | Permalink
“There’s like enslaved African diamond miners turning that job down. “Umm, you know what? I’m only 72 years from retirement here at the diamond mines, I think I’m just going to stick with this, thanks for the offer though.”
Thanks for giving me a moment of brevity today. I’ve been in boring meetings all day without an end in sight.
Posted Thursday, April 27, 2006 at 3:37 pm | Permalink
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