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After holding our collective breath for a week, David Blaine fails to hold his for a measly nine minutes. Blaine, who has transformed himself from a wonderful street magician into a guy who confuses publicity stunts and starvation diets for magic, failed in his bid to break the world record for holding his breath last night at Lincoln Center.
I will admit that I did watch most of the special (although I did DVR it and start watching it late so I could fast forward through the boring parts). I still love seeing him do his street magic, which always amazes me. Am I the only person that thought that Evel Knievel was going to bitch slap David Blaine when he was trying to say that he thinks anyone can do what they do if they would just get past their fears?
So to sum it up. David Blaine managed to submerse himself in water for a week and get really, really pruney hands. However, he fell well short of his goal of breaking the world’s record for holiding ones breath.
We hear from anonymous insider sources that Blaine’s next “Special” will involve him living in the ghetto while trying to subsist on an average, middle-class persons social security income. Stay tuned!
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