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Is this bitch’s 15 minutes up yet? First of all, she chooses getting locked up over doing community service, “I’m Michelle Rodriguez bitches, your motherfuckin’ community can service me.” Then when she gets out and talks about how “cool” it was to be in jail.

You’re not fooling anyone, we all know you chose jail for the hot lesbian sex.

“It was so cool. I love people, and it was a primal crew. The only thing that keeps them going is fighting for salt and making dice out of soap. It was an amazing experience. I wouldn’t take it back for anything. I have a really good belief in destiny. It’s, like, if I’m gonna be killed in there, I’m gonna be killed in there. But people were cool. I represent the people, you know what I mean? If somebody picks on me, they’ll get what’s coming. I didn’t have to handle myself is what I’m saying. I had love in there. People got where I’m coming from. And Rodriguez spent her time behind bars creatively. She adds, “Drawing pictures for everybody on their shirts. Writing poetry. And singing show tunes with the girls… I’m not surprised they kicked me out early.”

Ahh yes, nothing brings people together like shanking someone for the salt shaker and playing dice with soap.

Way to be a role model Michelle. Why not just tell the kids how fun it is getting high on crack. If you’re going to choose jail over actually doing something for the community you could use your celebrity to comment on the need for prison reform in this country rather than how “cool” your experience behind bars was. Maybe next time you get fucked up and drive the judge will make you the happiest ho in Hollywood and lock you up for longer.

RODRIGUEZ: ‘JAIL WAS COOL’ [Contact Music]

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