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Are you tired of spending hours trying to find that perfect accessory that says, “I’m a middle-aged pill popping MILF that likes to grin at nothing in particular and have hot monkey sex with 19-year-old men?”
Well fret no more. Paula Abdul has launched a fabulous new jewelry collection that’s made just for you! Complete with gaudy necklaces, belly chains and anklets! You might as well have a bullseye, yeah!
Why not go with the third pic, it says, “why yes, I do have a belly chain, and while you’re there, why not check out my vagina, I used to be a dancer you know.” Act quick! It’s not often you find that perfect accessory that says so much.
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1. hollywood conspiracy
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.you have to watch this hysterical video of Paula selling her jewelry line on the Home Shopping Network
http://hollywoodconspiracy.blogspot.com/2006/04/happy-friday-watch-paula-abdul-act_28.html
Posted Friday, May 26, 2006 at 1:06 pm | Permalink
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