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Salma Hayek and Her Perfect Bosom Pose in Italy
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Before posting these, I sat here for nearly 15 minutes thinking of something I wouldn’t do to make Salma Hayek mind. I couldn’t think of anything. I know we’ve harped on it before but the editors at People magazine must have been high when they gave Scarlett Johansson that Best Cleavage on the Planet award. Don’t get us wrong, Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage has had a great year, but there’s no way the student has surpassed the master yet. Salma Hayek is almost 40 years old and I’d drop kick my mother to get with this woman. Come on People magazine, just admit your mistake so we can all move on with our lives.

—admin
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One Comment

  1. 1. _

    i couldn’t agree more, but then again i’d drop kick my own mother regardless.


    Posted Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 3:31 pm | Permalink
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