Excuse me, Do You Have Prince Albert in Your Pants?

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More than likely the answer to that question is yes. In other news, Prince Albert II of Monaco doesn’t like wearing condoms.

Albert acknowledged through his lawyer today he indeed was the father of a 14-year-old girl in California. This is the second child out of wedlock Prince Albert has admitted to fathering. So far an ex-waitress and an ex-flight attendant. I guess once you get knocked up by royalty, you pretty much have the choice of becoming an ex-whatever you were before you slept with a prince.

Monaco’s Prince Albert II has acknowledged he is the father of a 14-year-old California girl, his lawyer said in an interview published Thursday in a French newspaper.

Jazmin Grace Rotolo is welcome in Monaco but she cannot take the throne and will not bear the Grimaldi family name, lawyer Thierry Lacoste was quoted as saying in Le Figaro.

French media reports have said Albert, 48, had a brief affair with the girl’s mother, Tamara Rotolo, in 1991 when she vacationed on the Cote d’Azur. A 1992 Riverside County birth certificate identified the girl’s father as Albert Alexandre Louis Pierre Grimaldi of Monaco.

Don’t take that crap Princess Jazmin, that throne is rightfully yours, take it by force if you have to.

Prince Albert says he’s father to girl, 14 [AP]