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Fortunately, had the gay fight ensued both Piven and Dorff were “well lubricated”, according to eye witnesses. The skirmish apparently started when Dorff cut in front of Piven who was waiting on line to use the bathroom. We all know it was really because Stephen asked Kelly Mae Alcott to the prom even though everyone in the whole school knows that Jeremy has like the hugest crush on her.
According the eye witness this was the actual dialogue between two grown men, right before they starting slapping hands furiously and squealing like girls.
Piven: “Yo, what are you doing? You know you don’t need to cut the line!”
Dorff: “I can do what I want!”
Piven: “No, you can’t!”
Dorff: “Yes, I can!”
Piven: “You’re a has-been!”
Dorff: “At least I am a movie star - you’re only on TV! Cable TV!”
Inexplicably the clubs security was able to stop laughing long enough to come and seperate the two before things really heated up and one called the other a doody-head.
ACTORS ACT LIKE SCHOOL JERKS [Page Six]
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