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100 Bullshit Jobs…and How to Get Them: Surprisingly, Blogger, didn’t make the list
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bullshit-jobs.jpg Ever see some jerk with more money than sense and wonder just what the hell he/she does and how the hell did he/she get that job?

If so, you’re in luck. Stanley Bing just released a new book called 100 Bullshit Jobs…and How to Get Them. If there’s a bullshit media job out there and you want to know how to get your greedy little palms on it, this is the book for you. Want be a book editor? No problem. Sell your soul and be an agent? No problem.

Here’s an excerpt from the book with the pros and cons of becoming an agent, where your main goal is only to “make sure no client of yours ever takes it up the butt.

The Upside: Lots of people groveling as you eat your gravlax. A sense of achievement in the success of others, as long as you’re getting a piece of it.

The Downside: People sucking on your face all day. And there comes a time when Steve doesn’t seat you at the right table.

The Dark Side: You die alone and unmourned.

Where You Go From Here: Upward and upward into the stratosphere of the profession, where the lines blur between superagent and producer and lawyer.

Although it hasn’t been announced yet, we’re guessing the sequal to the book will start with 101 and on that list will be “Writing a book about 100 bullshit jobs and how to get them”.

Excerpt: 100 Bullshit Jobs…And How to Get Them [Media Bistro]

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