Loading ...Yes, we’ve brought this up before but now it’s just getting ridiculous. As you all probably already know, last month Scarlett Johansson was voted “Best Cleavage on the Planet” by People Magazine.
Since then we’ve made reference to the fact that while we take absolutely nothing away from Scarlett’s cleavage and would be happy giving it a very close second, the rightful owner of that award is definitely Salma Hayek.
Now, it’s beyond the pale. Week in and week out Salma is showing up with absolute perfect cleavage, and not for nothing, her cleavage has a track record, it has some mileage on it. Let’s see how Scarlett’s cleavage looks when she’s about to turn 40.
This is our gauntlet to the editors at People magazine, the line in the sand has been drawn. Admit you have made a mistake, print a retraction and give this award to its rightful owner, Salma Hayek.
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Posted Wednesday, June 14, 2006 at 2:26 pm | Permalink
But Salma’s aren’t real and Scarlett’s are!
Posted Friday, August 11, 2006 at 12:01 pm | Permalink
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