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On Tuesday we found out that Cletus was lying about helping children’s charities to promote his crappy CD. K-Fed must be an avid BlogNYC reader because to try and impress us, two days later he showed up in NYC to brag about “giving away all his pennies to charity”.

“What’s up, New York!” Federline shouted from a stage after arriving in an armored truck decorated with 120,000 pennies. “I’m here with Virgin Mobile to bring the power back to the penny! I feel good about the penny! I’m glad to give it back to these charities.”

Then he took a cigarette break, practiced is stupid smirk, wiped his hands on his pants and did a couple of TV interviews.

“I just gave all my pennies to charity!” he bragged to one TV outlet. To another, he said: “A bunch of charities get these children off the streets - build a better life, build a better future, for these children.” And to another: “There’s thousands of kids out here that have nowhere to go.” He admitted to “Access Hollywood’s” Tim Vincent: “It’s my first time doing a charity.”

Then he jumped into his SUV, which then rear-ended a pedicab and started off a curse-fest between the pedicab driver and Cletus’ bodyguard. While all this was going on, the Naked Cowgirl wearing her trademark pasties walked up to the back of the SUV. The window rolled halfway down and two dollars popped out. Take that homeless kids!

So three months ago, when you said every city you visited to promote your crap ass CD that you were going to visit a children’s charity too was just a big fat lie? That’s almost as bad as cheating on then subsequently dumping your pregnant girlfriend.

K-Fed’s charity bares watching [Daily Dish]

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