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I’ve waited years for this day to come. How long have I suffered, eating dinner at midnight. Hours of sitting around, not going to the gym. Finally, all of my not hard work is about to pay off, at least according to the NYO. Flab is the new black!
One by one, from Hollywood to the Hamptons, men have liberated themselves from the flat-stomached emo-boy reign of terror. Over the weekend in Westchester, U.S. Open enthusiasts cheered for Phil Mickelson, the golf crowd’s non–Tiger Woods favorite, whose previous winning record coincided with a softly expanding waist line and what one observer near the 18th hole described as “a sweet pair of man boobs.”
And on the streets themselves, it seems that everywhere you can see a girl, power-yoga’d into the holy size zero, walking hand in hand with a guy who clearly never met a cheeseburger he didn’t like.
Just wait until I start smoking again. I’m going to be the hottest mofo on the planet baby.
Man Flab, It’s Fab [NYO]
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